Comments on: My New Pink Scam

By: Vulva Colorant Does Not Make You Want to Curl Up and Dye!

Vulva Colorant Does Not Make You Want to Curl Up and Dye! — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:36:35 +0000

[...] there is no need to spread ‘em as one ballsy (for lack of a better word) gal and blogger from Iasshole.org did the necessary dirty work. Not only did the product cause burning according to the brave soul [...]

By: Weird Sex Toys O' The Week – Wang Bibs & Labia Makeup Edition «

Weird Sex Toys O' The Week – Wang Bibs & Labia Makeup Edition « — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:09:05 +0000

[...] a website told me is totally safe! (Update 1/21/10 – the very brave gal behind iasshole.com actually tried the labia dye, with dubious “results” [...]

By: xyzKitty

xyzKitty — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:23:19 +0000

Frankly, the instructions would’ve scared me off. It doesn’t look like anyone bothered to re-read them once they were typed (bad grammar on product labeling makes my alarms go off that maybe someone hasn’t been as careful as they should have been). If the instructions didn’t do it, the ingredients panel would have. Cinnamon? ouch.

BTW, the cute mini shot glass is called a dappen dish and beauty supply stores sell them with the nail stuff. I’ve been told they’re usually used to mix the stuff for acrylic nails.

By: Mon nouveau bouton rose « Une Souris en Goguette

Mon nouveau bouton rose « Une Souris en Goguette — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:17:15 +0000

[...] je vais peut-être attendre encore un peu, ce n’est pas un succès total d’après I, Asshole. C’est même un échec. Le genre d’échec qui vous fait mal et qu’il faut [...]

By: Julia

Julia — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:39:31 +0000

Burning HOT PINK preteen labia?! Where do I sign UP?! In my middle age-ness this is my major worry? Brown pussy lips? There is only so much I can take…

By: cowardly anon

cowardly anon — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:33:29 +0000

“It amazes me that anyone ever thought of this.”

“Like the cosmetics industry telling me I should be self-conscious about yet another body part? Oh, wait, a different kind of irritating.”

Well, no, but sometimes a girl enjoys dressing up sexy down there, and lipsticked nipples have always been hot. (check out the link if you don’t believe me, above may well be the worst product in this category, by far, but definitely not the first.)

Anthropologists have for a long time speculated that humans evolved full lips as a sexual signal (unlike other primates, whose labia are visible), and that lipstick is a superstimulus of that signal.

By: Maria

Maria — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:32:34 +0000

I don’t know if I should pity the fool or laugh at whoever buys this stuff because they saw it a “Medical” show.
http://www.thedoctorstv.com/forums/214-October-9-2-9-Ashamed-of-My-Body-New-Solutions-Now-/topics/5273-Labia-Dye

By: iasshole

iasshole — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:49:59 +0000

Hi Erin. I suspected it would not burn on my arm, and I wanted to see if it would have any effect on very pale skin.

Thanks for reading, everyone. Now accepting any and all dodgy new products for review.

By: erin

erin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:38:47 +0000

For your next experiment you should apply a Merkin and let us know what hilarity follows your trying to remove it….

By: erin

erin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:36:43 +0000

Just wondering about your vagazzling escapade, whatever made you, after applying the Barbie blow to your Ka-shlopis/baby cannon and burning you, make you apply it to your arm, burning you and then you licked it, did you expect another result??? You rock!!!