Comments on: Very Srs Poll Business http://iasshole.org/?p=813 Sat, 18 May 2013 17:06:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: pastpoint http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6794 pastpoint Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:31:05 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6794 I move him if he’ll let me, he has puked on the move before! At least cat puke doesn’t smell like human puke!

]]> By: Kerlyssa http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6793 Kerlyssa Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:10:47 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6793 Throw ‘em in the tub. Then if they stop horking while moving, close the stall door until they finish their business. Then scritches and pettings.

I am cruel, yet fair.

]]> By: AB http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6792 AB Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:17:58 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6792 Yknow, thought of you and this poll last nite as my pooch harfed up about two cups of frothy egg yolk-yellow substance. First two times I missed and she got the carpet, then stood there with a yellow moustache and that “ooooh don’t feel so good look”. Third and fourth heaves I picked her up and put her on the tile. Success! Much easier to clean! Especially because I was standing next to her hoarking as I cleaned.

]]> By: squid http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6791 squid Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:30:21 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6791 Cats, dogs, children, roommates: They all get moved to non-porous surfaces mid-hurl.

]]> By: V's Herbie http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6790 V's Herbie Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:28:48 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6790 I moved one of our cats frequently enough that he started moving himself onto the tile. He’s considerate like that.

I highly recomend the Max Cat hairball formula food. When we feed the gang that food we have many fewer hairballs compared to the regular Max Cat formula. Even though we have two long-haired cats and a third that likes to eat my hip-length hair.

]]> By: Melanie http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6789 Melanie Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:03:52 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6789 The one time I grabbed my cat mid-spew to move him to the kitchen, it became projectile barf and sprayed in a pretty orange arc in a semi-circle around us. Plus, he ‘Ginsu Claws of Doom’ attacked me from wrist to elbow.
Therefore, I now clean it where it lies.

]]> By: Lisa M http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6788 Lisa M Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:02:23 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6788 When I had a cat, yes, I’d grab her and throw her outside if I had time. Or just hold her over the sink. Or put her on the tiled floor. It was usually a sign that she needed her hairball goop. Poor cat!

]]> By: stefbat http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6787 stefbat Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:54:11 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6787 When I see my dog start to dry heave, I shove a wastebasket in front of her and she pukes in that.

]]> By: Nik http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6786 Nik Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:31:20 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6786 Our current cats attempt to be polite by puking near a litterbox or toilet so the puke usually ends up on a launderable rug. They are masters of the stealth puke, as well, so I’ve only seen them do it twice. I have moved cats in the past though, so that’s how I voted.

]]> By: styro http://iasshole.org/?p=813&cpage=1#comment-6785 styro Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:42:37 +0000 http://iasshole.org/wordpress/?p=813#comment-6785 I am forever shoving barfing cats off rug-like or furniture-like surfaces. Sons of puking bastards.

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