I Guess I Can Get a What What After All

Fucking finally, some fucking decent fucking news. So, I confess to you that I’ve been keeping a secret from you. You are probably guessing that I was born with a dick or a tail, but NO, hold still and I will tell you. About a year and a half ago a (now) friend of mine, Krumpy, emailed me out of the blue and said she wanted to work with me to write and develop a treatment for a TV show. We worked on it for months and she still shops it around as a producer.

WELL. Krumpy got hooked up with a Hollywood movie producer type and he is going to read it soon. She is FedExing him the treatment of our show tomorrow and he was FRICKEN INTERESTED, like OH YEAH, gimmie some of that awesome sweet treatment you got. I bet my friend can elevator pitch like a motherfucker. So he could be looking at it to make a film, or a TV show, I dunno.

When I got off the phone with her, I was shaking. If she just made this whole thing up (which I am certain she did not) I would still throw myself under the bus for her, because it made my afternoon.

The cherry part is that he has produced one of my very favorite films of all time, which I will not say yet cause I ain’t one to gossip. Even if nothing comes of this, someone who made a movie I love to bits will be reading my words this week. If I could write for TV, seriously, I would probably have like 100 orgasms and then die of an aneurysm. We’re calling this good news WHATUP.

29 thoughts on “I Guess I Can Get a What What After All

  1. OH EM GEEE! If this goes forward (which it bloody well had better!), you be sure to tell all of us exactly what it is so we can EFFING watch it!

    *crosses everything on her body that is able to cross, and a few things that aren’t possible.* ;)

  2. i am soooo STOKED for you. you don’t even know!

    Yay SJ! What a Good secret you got there!!!
    ( i always knew
    ;0]
    you are destined for bigger shit)

  3. So like 5 months ago I found your blog and loved it. I added it to my reader – apparently something happened because it stopped updating after the Brandy (World’s dumbest beagle) post. I figured you had given up. On a whim today I clicked on you anyway and now I am pissed that I have to go back and read the last three months worth to catch back up. Anyway, “Yay” for me and “Boo” for my google reader.

  4. Sorry Kaila! And thanks everyone! I promise I will tell you what happens, even if it’s the usual Devastating Disappointment. :D

  5. Holy crap, that is so exciting!!! Yay!
    Mr. Klassy (who I am pretty sure is a Ms.) sends you sweet little clucks and coos of celebration, too.

  6. (Not that I’m one of those “animals talk!” people. Just that I went out to visit them today and I picked Mr. Klassy up and Mr. Klassy made lots of cute little noises — seriously, that chicken is such a sweet-talker — and it was very cute.)

  7. *gasp*

    that was one of those of coooourse moments, like, yes, this is EXACTLY what you are meant to do, and not just because it’s awesome for you, but because hello! do i want your words on my tv, coming out of the mouths of some sassy little actors? why yes, yes i do!

    congrats!

  8. hell yeah I’d watch something you’ve written! shit I read it on a daily basis! (or however often you update, natch) hope you rock their socks off, cuz you certainly rock mine ;)

  9. oh Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, I hope I don’t cause you to have a breakdown into clinical depression if he never responds. I do have another lead that I’m working — and I can be all “so, I sent a treatment to Producer X yesterday, do you know him?” [bats eyelashes, cuz you know she do] and hopefully she’ll be all “O RLY” and we’ll start a bidding war, and you can take caek decorating classes instead of working retail where the strange mens want to hug you. teh end.

  10. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. My expectations for life are so low right now that just knowing someone is looking at it is awesome. It really stops there.

  11. WAHOO!!

    *does spastic chairdance of joy!*

    Great news!

    Best of luck. You deserve it. *fingers and toes crossed OMGHOWWILLIFEEDMYSELFORWALK? hoping for quick update from Movie Guy*

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