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5 thoughts on “This is the Last Call for Alcohol”
One man calls emergency:
– Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
– It is OK, I found another one.
I know you said you were tired of chillunz, but I thought you’d find it funny.
Just a notification. The other I, Asshole is gone. Doya think he died?
I KILLED HIM. Unless he actually turns up dead. Then, Police, I did not actual killed him. I KNEW he was a flash in the pan.
-What are your views on having sex when the tide is in?
Well he said had cancer so it’s possible he really died.
One man calls emergency:
– Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
– It is OK, I found another one.
I know you said you were tired of chillunz, but I thought you’d find it funny.
Just a notification. The other I, Asshole is gone. Doya think he died?
I KILLED HIM. Unless he actually turns up dead. Then, Police, I did not actual killed him. I KNEW he was a flash in the pan.
-What are your views on having sex when the tide is in?
Well he said had cancer so it’s possible he really died.