Today, if you enter the word “asshole” into google, I am ranked number eight. Number Eight Asshole.

Before I shut this crapheap down in ’04, I was ranked number one on google for asshole. A couple of months ago, I was buried back on, oh, I don’t know, page twelve. When I started up again in ’05, I was buried way out in the back of beyond.

SO THANKS to everyone who’s been linking me lately. I am not making a dime off this site (I don’t think I should be, either, SNERK), but it was a point of personal pleasure to run into people and refer them to my site by saying “I’m the number one hit on google for “asshole.” So thanks. You’re OK. I’m getting back there again.

And thanks to Daniel who hosts this and controls this and refuses to take any of my hard-earned money from pimping and flensing.

YOU’RE ALL OKAY!