Suri Cruise, How You Be So EMO?

Posted on September 6, 2006 by iasshole

That hair, man. How you be born like that? It’s like magic or something.

38 thoughts on “Suri Cruise, How You Be So EMO?”

meno on September 6, 2006 at 6:02 pm said:

Looks like Michael Jackson is the real father, except her skin is too dark.
Tirzah on September 6, 2006 at 6:18 pm said:

Sweet eyeliner dude!
sweetney on September 6, 2006 at 6:25 pm said:

that is sick and wrong and i love it.
shauny on September 7, 2006 at 12:53 am said:

MWAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaa genius!
ceece on September 7, 2006 at 6:28 am said:

she does look a little “Wentz-ish”!!!
Tits McGee on September 7, 2006 at 6:42 am said:

Is it wrong that I was really hoping Suri would be ugly or have some kind of deformity or something?
Suzy-Que on September 7, 2006 at 7:27 am said:

I think Suri looks like a baby
Derek Zoolander…..
mothergoosemouse on September 7, 2006 at 10:10 am said:

Suzy-Que nailed it. I’d been racking my brain to figure out who that baby looked like.
styro on September 7, 2006 at 12:07 pm said:

Adopted. With a bad dye job.
SJ on September 7, 2006 at 1:34 pm said:

NOOO! It’s Chris Klein’s!!!
SJ on September 7, 2006 at 1:35 pm said:

With a bad dye job. Hee.
Her Bad Mother on September 7, 2006 at 5:34 pm said:

Klein’s, all the way. But I’m still calling that rug a wig.
crunchy carpets on September 8, 2006 at 10:31 am said:

While I still thing the cruise being is not human….it is not because of the hair…Adam was born with thick black hair like that…and it never ‘rubbed’ off and just turned brown instead.
Halo on September 9, 2006 at 7:43 pm said:

She looks just like Katie (or KATE, whatever, TC), but I totally buy that the dad is Klein. If she’s Tom’s expect to see The Tooth 2 emerge here in a couple of years. Then we will see.
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