This Morning At Breakfast

“HOORAY! It’s Friday!” I said, as I shoveled glop onto plates.

“Actually, it’s Thursday,” Companion said.

“Oh, nuts,” I said.

“MAMA! You told me it was Friday when I asked you!” Franny said as she dug into her eggs.

“Sorry,” I said. “I made a mistake.” I thought for a minute.

“Hey,” I said. “Are you wearing your Friday underwear?”

“Yes,” she said, sulking.

“I saw you wearing those yesterday! You can’t just wear a pair of underwear until that day arrives! Go change your underwear, please.”

“Oh, nuts,” Franny said.

11 thoughts on “This Morning At Breakfast

  1. Haha poor kid. They should just make a set with all the days of the week on them so it doesn’t really matter which ones you wear!

  2. i came here because i thought i was going to see your butt, and end up with a delightful story about chonies.

    hmmm, Miss Britney Spears could learn a thing or 2 from you, Asshole.

  3. My thought this morning was “HOORAY! It’s Friday!” too! It’s amazing how slowly the week of mid-winter break goes…

  4. You confused me for a minute.. I read ‘hooray it’s friday’ and then I was like.. wait a minute, it’s friday here, it can’t be friday there as well!

    And then I kept reading.

    I totally want day-of-the-week underwear, if for nothing else than knowing where I’m up to with the washing, and I won’t have to do dig out the emergency thread-bare far-too-big granny-panties and spend all day hitching ’em up.

  5. But wearing the Friday underwear on the wrong day actually creates a tiny wormhole into Friday, letting some of the Friday-osity through.

    It’s Thursday everywhere else, but in your pants, it’s Friday.

  6. I have an irrational fear of days of the week underwear, I know the day will come when I’ll get a little lax with laundry, and only Wednesday will be clean, so I’ll throw them on, even though it’s Monday, and that will of course be the day I’m in a car accident, thrown in an ambulance, pants cut off at the ER, only to hear through my concussed haze, from a snooty medical intern “Eww… These say Wednesday! How long has she been WEARING these??”

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