“HOORAY! It’s Friday!” I said, as I shoveled glop onto plates.
“Actually, it’s Thursday,” Companion said.
“Oh, nuts,” I said.
“MAMA! You told me it was Friday when I asked you!” Franny said as she dug into her eggs.
“Sorry,” I said. “I made a mistake.” I thought for a minute.
“Hey,” I said. “Are you wearing your Friday underwear?”
“Yes,” she said, sulking.
“I saw you wearing those yesterday! You can’t just wear a pair of underwear until that day arrives! Go change your underwear, please.”
“Oh, nuts,” Franny said.
Haha poor kid. They should just make a set with all the days of the week on them so it doesn’t really matter which ones you wear!
i came here because i thought i was going to see your butt, and end up with a delightful story about chonies.
hmmm, Miss Britney Spears could learn a thing or 2 from you, Asshole.
Do they make Sunday now-a-days?
My thought this morning was “HOORAY! It’s Friday!” too! It’s amazing how slowly the week of mid-winter break goes…
Nuts!
You confused me for a minute.. I read ‘hooray it’s friday’ and then I was like.. wait a minute, it’s friday here, it can’t be friday there as well!
And then I kept reading.
I totally want day-of-the-week underwear, if for nothing else than knowing where I’m up to with the washing, and I won’t have to do dig out the emergency thread-bare far-too-big granny-panties and spend all day hitching ’em up.
But wearing the Friday underwear on the wrong day actually creates a tiny wormhole into Friday, letting some of the Friday-osity through.
It’s Thursday everywhere else, but in your pants, it’s Friday.
Alas, it’s never friday in my pants.. it’s always sunday.
Could be worse, could be monday.
Awesome.
I have an irrational fear of days of the week underwear, I know the day will come when I’ll get a little lax with laundry, and only Wednesday will be clean, so I’ll throw them on, even though it’s Monday, and that will of course be the day I’m in a car accident, thrown in an ambulance, pants cut off at the ER, only to hear through my concussed haze, from a snooty medical intern “Eww… These say Wednesday! How long has she been WEARING these??”
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