Oh Hay Captains

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I am thinking that my site looks like unholy buttsauce in IE 7. Y/N?

Looks like Furryfox and IE6 only for now. Safari users? Y/N? Opinions?

If no opinion on this matter, then I want an essay on if you could have one food come out of a spigot on your living room wall, O what would it be? Bonus: which is a better tattoo, Abe Vigoda or Susan B. Anthony in hotpants. TY.

21 thoughts on “Oh Hay Captains”

  1. Funny you should ask, I was just in the den the other day wishing for an ice cream nozzle as my giant, fat, lazy ass was too full to get up and get…some more.

    Also, Abe Vigoda. In hot pants. WOOT!

  2. I like anything in hotpants.

    I would choose chocolate fudge, or maybe chocolate milkshake. Also, soft serve chocolate icecream.

  3. Since crablegs cannot flow from a spigot, I choose chai. Decaf chai, from my own recipe, with plenty of ginger. Yummah!

    I vote Abe Vigoda for a tattoo.

  4. I use Furryfox and all is well there, but in Safari the top part of your layout doesn’t load (the gloves and the phrases of Assholery).

    I think I would vote for hot wing sauce to come out of a spigot in my living room because lo, it is good! For the tattoo, Susan B. Anthony all the way.

  5. I have never had any trouble looking at your loveliness until today when I tried to see what the Japanese message was all about – and more importantly what that booze concoction is – but I just can’t see it. Oh, well I will get sauced and try again tomorrow.

    Abe Vigoda in hot pants.
    Spigot = Tanqueray Rangpur Lime Gin and Tonic because mommy can’t handle three year old tantrums on xanax alone any more in the crap ass Seattle weather.

  7. I vote Phad Thai from a spigot.

    AND CharmingDriver ftw on the Vigoda tip.

    Thank you voters!

  8. Le sighs… it looks like modernity has caught up with me. I guess I will have to take a serious crack at retooling the CSS’s and such. And I thought absolute positioning would be such a good idea! It’s probably a fairly easy fix.

    If any CSS master wants to take a look and give me the AHA I need so I don’t have to spend an hour digging through and trying to remember what my brain a year ago was thinking, please feel free and just email the essjay so she can forward it on to me.

    And furryfox, HA! The most hilarious thing is that FireFox DOES actually have a fork with a different name. Some people in various linux factions got pissed that they can’t modify the logo, so it does not satisfy the totally free opensourceness of the whole thing… so they made a different version with more Open Branding called… you guessed it:

    Ice Weasel
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceweasel

  9. spigot (pronounced as spickit): mutter paneer tikka masala. I can make my own rice with which to eat it. OMG, my mouth is watering and it’s like 100 miles to the nearest Indian restaurant. Damn it!

    I’m agin’ the IE, so your site looks tasty fresh to me!

  11. This page is working fine in IE7 :) And everything else worked fine in IE7 until yesterday. So you must have gremlins.

    Weird.

  15. Poop. I take it back – in Safari, on the front page, the gloves and header do not load. They do load when you click to see the full entry with all the comments, though. Also, I am a different Megan from the one that made comment #4.

  16. I am resorting to Firemyfox because IE does look crapola.

    Spigot: Potato chips, please.

  18. Because I am Mozilla’s biatch, I almost forgot I have other browsers for testing the library webpage. In addition to the header not loading on the home page in Safari, I also can’t see your sidebar. Everything shows up nicely in individual posts. In Opera, everything looks nice.

  20. I want 2 (two!) spigots: one for foods and one for bevs —–> Unagi and Lagavulin scotch.

    I’m likin’ on Abe “I’m still alive, damnit” Vigoda for le tat.

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