How to Tell If Jobhunting Is Getting to You

Adblocking every other avatar in forums you frequent on the grounds that they are TOO DAMN ANNOYING is probably a sign of something. Probably not everyone should die in a fire. It’s probably me.

Send off resume again, believe own hype. This is a GREAT cover letter!

Inbox: 0

Inbox: 0

Inbox: Devistate her with your Penis of the Soul Hammer

delete

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Develop chinks in one’s own personal hype armor. Maybe I am not resembling anything bomblike?

Nap

Watch Dr. Horrible AGAIN.

Imagine a dreamdate with Yahtzee, though he is on the other side of the world, and would have to, you know, agree to said dreamdate along with various other problems with this scenario. I imagine us at a government auction, followed by a meal composed entirely of stuff we stole.

Look around house for stuff I can sell.

Look around others’ houses for stuff I can sell.

Realize that Fingeree and Fingerdoo are the only ones who understand me.

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This morning the bacon I cooked was shaped like Italy. I cannot help but think this is significant.

10 thoughts on “How to Tell If Jobhunting Is Getting to You

  1. That’s not to say that no one cares about your Italy bacon, because that’s not true. I like it when breakfast foods are shaped like countries/continents/landmasses. It’s too bad there is no photographic evidence, or that you didn’t sell that shit on eBay.

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