10 thoughts on “Still Stinking Up my New Vanity Fair

  1. AND ANOTHER THING about my new VF…on the cover where it has all the little titles to suck you in, it actually has emoticons after some of them! Many the old people are going to lose their shit over that one. “Colon-closed parentheses?” they will say. And then “Colon-open parentheses???” They will think it’s a retarded typo. Because it is, really.

    It says “The End of the Concorde :(” and “Return of Quentin Tarantino :)” I am suprised and amazed and depressed all at the same time. I’d bet this is their first appearance on the cover of a major national magazine that reference an article that has nothing to do with emoticons.

    Sick! I need to stop abusing them but they are just so damned useful. I guess I could have actually blogged this, instead of commenting on myself….>:p

  2. “But enough about ME! What do YOU think of ME??”

    I think it’s pretty symmetrical that one known for her ass should have a fragrance smelling as such. No?

  3. Holy shit Sulkbraian! You have re-invented “Hint of Ass” perfume! We figured it would be the only _honest_ bathroom air freshener, or underwear drawer sachet.

  4. Ya know what freaked ME out? In the adds for ‘Glow’ JLo kind of looks a little bit like a fetus! Check it out…She has no hair…she is in the liquid environment…I don’t think she has eyebrows.

    I know H-wood wants you to be young. Pretty soon though you will have to be so young you ain’t born yet!

    Vanity Fair has always been the most sickening magazine. You can be mediocre beyond belief and they will always kiss your ass.

  5. I wish they would call me then! I was born to be mediocre and I have no problem exposing parts of my Large American Breasts.

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