Man, this month man. It’s trying to get me or something. Nothing bad, just tiring. Anyway, imagine my surprise to see so many emails from people who would like letters! Yay! I have my work cut out for me. Some of you will get stories because I don’t know you cousin Harvey or to ask about your iguana ranch, I’m sorry. You know what, I don’t care about the timing and that I am behind. I’ll write in March too. I don’t care. I’m honey badgering this internet. I love writing letters. I had a love affair once that involved weekly letters for months.
Last night I dreamt that in the ALA magazine there was a blind item about me and I was delighted because it was 80% accurate and 100% whorey. I really think they should hire a gossip columnist for the ALA magazine.
Back to my natural color. Just in time for VD Day.
Hello Monday hello you can get fucked.
Maybe you can convince the author of this column go the gossip route: http://americanlibrariesmagazine.org/columns/internet-librarian. Thanks for my letter!
Honey badger it, baby. Glam phone.
Love love love the soft, romantic hair.
Hair looks fantastic. Love that color. We can request letters? Consider this my request! Or just drop me a text and let me know how you’re doing. Hope all is well. :)
Wait…you are sending letters? I am out o’ the loop apparently.
I WANT ONE.
Love, love, love your hair! I’ll take a letter too please, Vanna.
YOU’RE ALL ON THE LIST! KellyQ, you were going to get one from the pain of knowing me in meatspace anyway. :)
I’m getting caught up this weekend. Rough month. I am going to be writing CRAZY AMOUNTS of letters. Fire up the Aeropress.
I miss pink hair! It suits you.
Oh, thank god. I thought you’d been killed by badgers or something.