Man, this month man. It’s trying to get me or something. Nothing bad, just tiring. Anyway, imagine my surprise to see so many emails from people who would like letters! Yay! I have my work cut out for me. Some of you will get stories because I don’t know you cousin Harvey or to ask about your iguana ranch, I’m sorry. You know what, I don’t care about the timing and that I am behind. I’ll write in March too. I don’t care. I’m honey badgering this internet. I love writing letters. I had a love affair once that involved weekly letters for months.

Last night I dreamt that in the ALA magazine there was a blind item about me and I was delighted because it was 80% accurate and 100% whorey. I really think they should hire a gossip columnist for the ALA magazine.

Back to my natural color. Just in time for VD Day.

Hello Monday hello you can get fucked.