So what happened in April is that I had a new baby. Okay, I did not HAVE it. Someone else did. That is complete hyperbole. TSK TSK SHAAAME. But between getting up twice a night and having laserlike focus on the ground level, kind of like having a toddler, I have been TIRED. Also I started a new..wait for it…job. But at this one my status is FTE. Fancy that, I am not a contractor now. Anyway, boring.
Complete and utter gormlessness. That’s not true. Horace is a good boy! WHOOOOO’S A GOOD BOY? AND WHOOOO’S going to be a calendar someday! Monetize the canine! J/K, that’s gross.
I have a lot to tell you, but I imagine it’s best to let it out in dribs and drabs like this is less of a blog and more like some kind of fistula.
xoxo,
Asshole Girl
I’m guessing that’s a Strudel egg. ;p
Also Horace is gorgeous, I love his blue eye. I would have probably gone for the obvious and named him “Bowie” because I’m clever like that.
Miss you!
Love a good fistula reference.
KQ: see you around this week I hope! Happy Mother’s Day!
Well, that there is a sufficiently cute reason for your absence. Can’t wait to read the dribs and drabs. Who’s a good boy who’ll lick up all the dribs and drabs? Whoooo? HORACE, THAT’S WHO!
If it weren’t for Twitter, I would have thought you shriveled up and blew away.
Glad to see you back
Hiiii
Horace is cute and so are you! Happy to see you!
Spent the rest on beer, so who’s to blame?
You yet live! I am glad.
Very adorable canine you’ve got there.
I do live and I owe you an email! I like the pic you sent. Kudos to your new project!!
Ahhhhhh SJ! So good to see you again! Knock one back for me, lady.
Cute. Check out doggizen.com – seriously do the puppy kindergarten – totally worth it.
Thanks, we’re already in a good one, I think! It’s more about how to act around other dogs than training, because he’s pretty smart and really biddable. Last weekend I trained him to ding a bell by the door when he has to pee because I live in a split level and cannot see the door, and the class is still working on sit and down. heh.