Think About The Children

Posted on August 12, 2005 by iasshole

I was lying in bed this morning and I had the saddest thought. What about zombie babies? They can’t move, so they can’t attack people. They can’t even say BRAAAINS. The best my baby could manage would be “BWAA,” which wouldn’t convey her message at all. Poor zombie babies.

Exhibit A: No one wants to change a zombie baby’s diaper.

2 thoughts on “Think About The Children”

Scott-san on August 15, 2005 at 9:43 am said:

Maybe there are nurturing, maternal zombies that care for the zombie babies.
omoshiroi on August 22, 2005 at 6:50 pm said:

They don’t even know they want brains. They just cry. :(

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