Yesterday I bought Franny a furnished dollhouse and a little whitey family to go in it for her fifth birthday, which is Sunday. When my companion comes home I am going to have him screw it together. My sister came over today and we figured out an appropriate floor plan. It is awfully cute! I think she’s going to have a blast with it.
Figure 1: Having kids can make you feel like you have no privacy!
Figure 2: We’re going to call the baby “Blanket!”
Figure 3: “Throw baby into lake!”
Figure 4: After Dad’s rampages and resulting negative attention from the media, Dad lost his job at the plant. And now he has to sleep on the couch.
Figure 5: Meanwhile, Mom needs a nap after having her “special coffee.” Boy, that baby sure is loud!
Figure 6: The baby gets a nap, too!
Figure 7: And then, a giant baby attempts to destroy the once-happy home.
Figure 8: Reacting to the family strife, Janie makes Ryan her little biotch.
Figure 9: Dad takes one for the team. There’s only one way out of this mess–collecting on life insurance.
Thanks for your help with the story, Morgan.
hehe that’s funny. and i really like the dollhouse – it’s not all victorian and fussy.
Have a great time at the birthday party on Sunday. I think F will really like the dollhouse.
ROTFL
Cracking up… hahah Love the “dad has to sleep on the couch” one.
We have a similar dollhouse, except we have a teeny tiny sock monkey and a skinny, Harvey-like stuffed rabbit that are the same height as the bendy whitey family and so get to share the facilities.
I’m sure Morgan will see the possibilities for expanded storylines without my having to spell them out.
What..a doll house without a bar?
*rofl*
It’s brilliant. I still want a dollhouse. A big one. That I can decorate with skill and panache unknown in my real home.
oh shit!! lol, dude!