My friend Halo makes Michael Gorman look like a tool. Probably if you are a librarian you have already read the Gorman piece, unless you are too busy clicking and surfing, like I am. If you are not a librarian, then, you probably are saying “who’s Gorman?”
Well, I’m not going to tell you. Delight in your ignorance, my friends. All you need to know is that he’s a tool. A HAWT tool. I am assuming, of course, that you find Col. Sanders and Bob Villa hot.
Yeah!
Can’t stop, won’t stop, Rancho Asshole Records…man, I am goofy today. I can’t even rant right. The sun! She is back!
There IS something terribly compelling about a man of a certain age with a full head of hair, isn’t there? Michael Gorman, the silver-tongued silver fox. All that alliteration nearly made me agree with him.