NEW RINGTONE FUCKSHIZZLE DUDES

Thank you i-Jerk LM.

This is going head to head for me now with Saddyback. I think every stupid song should be covered by someone who can sing like this. Interestingly (probably only to me), all my JT and Amy Winehouse ringtones got corrupted. I think my tinfoil hat interfered with them somehow. So I’m back to my “My Humps” ring, which is now totally retro.

Also, PS, I kind of want an Iron Hymen shirt.

15 thoughts on “NEW RINGTONE FUCKSHIZZLE DUDES

  1. She gets them from her husband/metafilter. You may decide if her husband and metafilter are the same thing at your leisure.

  2. Are U a spam? I are driving the internets by myself. I don’t have a husband or a metafilter.

  3. No, he (boxcar dewey aka bd) meant me. I got them from my husband slash metafilter. And he says (re: you) “she totally has a husband! she married him naked!”

    In any case you might like Metafilter.com.

  4. Eh, we never signed the paperwork, or even got any paperwork. I have looked at metafilter before. I prefer, however, to skulk on BBSes of dubious moral value, which is why I almost never credit things.

    Well, I’m glad Mr. Dewey isn’t a spam. L, I don’t know if you’re still running your knit blog, but those people are getting better. They comment and I’m drawn in for a minute. And it’s more confusing because my software strips out URLs. So I’m like, “WOW this person really wants me to know the effect of ViOneGra on Unicorns.”

  5. Dude that Alanis video is an internet CRAZE!!! It really makes me think about my humps in a way that Fergie never could. Drama.

    Iron Hymen is awesome. When I read that tampons are “nothing more than thirsty little albino penises”, I laughed out loud!

  6. Do you seriously get spam about unicorns? Because that would be totally sweet.

  7. The first time I saw this someplace, I howled in terror and clicked away after one stanza, because I am still suffering PTSD from that whole “Tori Amos covered Nirvana” thing. But! Once I went out and got me a sense of humor, I thought it was smart and funny. So! There you go.

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