“They don’t call me Elmer, they call me Satch”

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Hey! I tricked my BFF into putting me up for the weekend, so I’m off to Wyoming. I think I’m bringing a laptop, though, because I want to get a jumpstart on a book review I’m writing. I will also be bringing my camera and I hope my MP3 player, and of course, my phone. This may be the most electronic devices I have ever traveled with, but I will be staying with a fellow NerdAbrarian, so she will understand.

I think I’ll be sending you all a couple of postcards, though, so you can stay abreast of impending shenanigans.

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I am so excited to flee the Poxtator, who has been generally unpleasant for the past week. Supposedly there’s a blizzard a-brewing, so I could get stuck in Denver for a while. Which is okay, because, NO POXTATOR. Also, no rattling windows while the construction site across the street creates a mini-apocalyptic wasteland where a house used to be. I told Companion that if I get stuck in Denver I’m going to hook it up with some hott tranny action. Hott Trannys are the new Botox.

Today I leave you with one of my favorite songs. I first heard it in college on Dexter Gordon’s Way Out West, but it was written by Johnny Mercer. This is the best version I could find on Blorttube.

Because god hates me, the airport shuttle is coming at 4:30 tomorrow morning. Fnif.

4 thoughts on ““They don’t call me Elmer, they call me Satch”

  1. Wow, Strudel’s pox is massively widespread. Poor kid, and poor you for having to deal with her.

    Yeah, Denver’s supposed to get smacked with that storm too. I heard a foot by tomorrow AM, damnit, but I bet it’s all melted by Saturday afternoon.

  2. I always liked the version as sung by ‘the cowboy’ on the movie Innerspace. But then again no one may have any idea what I’m talking aboot.

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