Maybe sometimes you have wondered to yourself what I was up to when I was on my court-ordered “blog hiatus” back in ’04 and ’05. You know, I tried to branch out. I got a lot of different offers. Mostly from places like boat shows, and the opening of the new Office Maxx in U-Village. It’s cool, I can cut a mean ceremonial ribbon.
The one project I got involved with that I’m sorry never took off was my album. It dropped in early ’05. Oh well. Maybe it’s not too late for it to become an underground hit.
Aw, what the hell. Ima throw this into my TOTALLY STORE!!!!
In Other News
Ahem.
Today we are in Bollywood over here. Jam on! It’s Friday bitches, and the streets are safe from blonde toothpicks with wonky eyes!
The Beetles?
Can’t stop staring at the…beard.
Panera served me a beetle in my soup last night. At first I thought it was a grain of wild rice. Then I saw the legs. And the carapace.
Phhhfft, they can cure syphillis… that barely even counts as VD anymore.
I woulda stuck around :)
OH MY LULZ.
ROFL!
dude, the tangerine eyeshadow totally works for you.
This totally PWNZ!!
When did Corey Feldman hit Bollywood?
You look hot, SJ! I think you should make a come back. The first stop on your world tour can be Cleveland. I will totally be one of your groupies, booty bounce and all.