I found this clip of Mika Brzezinski, a journalist for MSNBC, who got so irate that Paris Hilton was her top news story, that she ended up tearing up the story and shredding it. She tried to burn it and her co-anchors took the lighter away.

She was doing really well with it, but her jackass co-anchors insisted on showing a clip of Paris leaving prison anyway. And somehow Mika managed not to knock their fucking heads together. Way to buck off the Newstainment. Well, played Mika.

I don’t have cable, so please don’t ruin this for me by telling me that Mika heats her house by shoveling puppies into a furnace or that she has a swastika shaved into the back of her perfect news-coif. You can tell me that tomorrow, but not today.