10 thoughts on “I Just Had This Conversation at Lunch Yesterday, Weird”
That adorable man and his Katherine Hepburn accent are giving me a boners.
Cracks me up how you post comments to your own blog entries like someone else is writing this stuff.
I like to think of it as a “PS”. AKA, I am too lazy to open up my entry again. Plus, it adds “interest.”
I’m a temp, and the place I’m currently at has a lunch room with a GIGUNDIC television in it (your tax dollars and/or tuition money in action, folks!) that is used solely for middle aged women to watch soaps on. Loudly. Seriously, they just crank that volume right up, and then talk over the loud tv. It’s mildly bearable when they diss the soap they are watching. One frequent comment? “Man, white people! Why you gotta be so fucked up?”
The only way that clip could possibly have been better is if Tim Curry were somehow involved.
I HAVE A PENIS.
So which is weirder? That the other dude just stands there with no expression (too much botox?) or that the girl with the goldilocks stands there totally perplexed as to what to do with the bathrobe?
BEAUTIFUL!! And his “accent” makes me all tingly in my special place.
BTW, I’ve seen at least one episode of this soap. The trans dude was working at a store that was staffed by all ladies. I forget what they sold… perfume or cosmetics or fancy paper or some retarded feminine shit. And some guy came in and refused to give transdude the order because OMG SHE HAS A PENIS !!!!!zomg. So the boss lady came in and told the customer that he was a dickcheese and should give his order to whatever employee is able to take it, and as soon as the customer left, bosslady turned to transdude and said that as he almost lost them that account he had to scare up fifty kazillion new accounts or something. Because that is how the business world of fancy ho-made whatevers works, y’know?
It was one of the most inadvertently loltastic things I’d ever seen in my life. That soap seems to feature a lot of people just standing around gapejawed at stuff. Perhaps they all take lots of prescription medication or something? I dunno.
This is still funny on my 8th viewing!
whoops it had autofilled your info, sorry mate, that was me above. not you. obviously!
Wow, that was brilliant. Sometimes I wish I watched soaps.
But just for that moment, right? I mean, you have to imagine this moment was preceded by 4 weeks of “then I had a taco.” Maybe I’m wrong…maybe Marc Cherry is secretly writing daytime TV now.
That adorable man and his Katherine Hepburn accent are giving me a boners.
Cracks me up how you post comments to your own blog entries like someone else is writing this stuff.
I like to think of it as a “PS”. AKA, I am too lazy to open up my entry again. Plus, it adds “interest.”
I’m a temp, and the place I’m currently at has a lunch room with a GIGUNDIC television in it (your tax dollars and/or tuition money in action, folks!) that is used solely for middle aged women to watch soaps on. Loudly. Seriously, they just crank that volume right up, and then talk over the loud tv. It’s mildly bearable when they diss the soap they are watching. One frequent comment? “Man, white people! Why you gotta be so fucked up?”
The only way that clip could possibly have been better is if Tim Curry were somehow involved.
I HAVE A PENIS.
So which is weirder? That the other dude just stands there with no expression (too much botox?) or that the girl with the goldilocks stands there totally perplexed as to what to do with the bathrobe?
BEAUTIFUL!! And his “accent” makes me all tingly in my special place.
BTW, I’ve seen at least one episode of this soap. The trans dude was working at a store that was staffed by all ladies. I forget what they sold… perfume or cosmetics or fancy paper or some retarded feminine shit. And some guy came in and refused to give transdude the order because OMG SHE HAS A PENIS !!!!!zomg. So the boss lady came in and told the customer that he was a dickcheese and should give his order to whatever employee is able to take it, and as soon as the customer left, bosslady turned to transdude and said that as he almost lost them that account he had to scare up fifty kazillion new accounts or something. Because that is how the business world of fancy ho-made whatevers works, y’know?
It was one of the most inadvertently loltastic things I’d ever seen in my life. That soap seems to feature a lot of people just standing around gapejawed at stuff. Perhaps they all take lots of prescription medication or something? I dunno.
This is still funny on my 8th viewing!
whoops it had autofilled your info, sorry mate, that was me above. not you. obviously!
Wow, that was brilliant. Sometimes I wish I watched soaps.
But just for that moment, right? I mean, you have to imagine this moment was preceded by 4 weeks of “then I had a taco.” Maybe I’m wrong…maybe Marc Cherry is secretly writing daytime TV now.