Me: WOW! I had the best orgasm the other night, did I tell you?
Companion: Ummm…no.
Me: It was great! I was falling asleep as you were coming up the stairs.
C: That’s great…for you.
Me: Hey, what’s wrong? Aren’t you happy for me?
C: *SIGH* Yes. But you could have come to get me, you know.
Me: Hmm. I suppose I could have let you watch.
C: WATCH?
Me: Ha ha!
C: Well, have fun. And don’t act “all surprised” when you get stabbed in your sleep.
For the record, I am just as likely to threaten to stab him in his sleep.
Funny–with us it is smothering, a pillow being so much more handy upstairs than a knife. But to each her own, I guess. :-)