Two Things, But Maybe Three

Holeee shit I got wicked acid stomach yesterday after goofing around with my system like that. I have to think the scotch set it off. Also, waiting to have breakfast til eleven a.m. WTG, assgenius. Anyway, it finally settled down around ten. Sometimes nothing works! I tried a whole cornucopia of things yesterday, and the only thing that worked was time.

Today on Blogher I bring you crack journalism about miracle berries, and I am enjoying the sweet potatoes out of this imagining of the presidential candidates (and more!) playing D&D. Just wait til Ron Paul shows up. Oy. Via BK.

In Other News: HOW IS ERROR FORMED?

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12 thoughts on “Two Things, But Maybe Three

  1. Did you know that celery is nature’s antacid? I shit you not.

    personally, I’d rather have my entire esophagus eaten away from the inside than have celery strings in between my teeth, but y’know.. nothing makes me happier than dishing out assvice.

  2. UGH, I hate celery! I will try that though, because every single thing ever invented at the drug store fails me.

  3. When I was pregnant and read something about not taking antacids, the advice was to breathe deeply and flap your arms. I am not offering this as something that actually worked.

  4. Hey – Can you please (please!) post the link to the site fro mwhich you bought the miracle-fruit-tablet-thingy?

    Thanks!!

  5. Hey there, I used Miracle Fruit World.com. I just didn’t want to give them big name checks on blogher because I am a grumpy no-free-ads type like that.

    Enjoy if you order some! It’s fun!

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