Are You Going To Take Advice From Someone Who Slapped Dee Barnes?

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Hey jerks. What is the haps? Nothing much to report here. I am trying to ease my way into the New Year. I had kind of a scary moment when I pissed off four people in the first two days of the year. Then I misplaced my keys on NYE, and today I realized I mislaid my work apron, which I was going to wash. The bummer of it is that I had a vintage brooch pinned to it from Phoenix when I was in college. I am losing and finding things like crazy, undoing and redoing them.

One thing I redid was my hair. I am realizing that it doesn’t seem to matter what I do. This is terrible after school special confessional tiem, but it seems like if I am doing my own thing, life seems to turn out for the best and I feel the happiest. I am not talking about being selfish or doing things at the expense of others. I just mean I am trying to follow and fit in where I belong, and it’s going okay so far.

Now I’m happier and feel more like myself. Improved mental state has to count for something, right? I am going to throw it into a bun the next time I get called to interview, take a deep breath, and be myself. Only with fewer swears. I can do that.

Happy New Year, Vague Chow Out.

ETA for Jendajen and other rubberneckers. Hee.

31 thoughts on “Are You Going To Take Advice From Someone Who Slapped Dee Barnes?”

  2. Hola, mamacita!

    I wanna see your new ‘do.

    Hope you find your keys and your apronandbrooch!

  5. You look great! Also, I wish my eyebrows were as awesome as yours! (That sounds like…a weird compliment, but I mean it!)

  7. Hee, I’ve been working on my eyebrows for years. Thanks.

    AND YEY PINK. Solowren, getcher blue on.

  10. Very comforting to know this planet has been reassigned to its former rotational axis.

    Yay, I hope?

  11. Yay for pink. Also, I have been a big-time loser and re-finder of stuff in times past, though of late I don’t seem to do as much losing (or if I do, I don’t notice it). Happy Few Deer!

  14. YAY pink! I am likewise job-hunting, and have likewise eschewed neon hair for normal hair. I have TWICE tried instead to dye my hair a more interesting, but still normal, reddish brown with this henna stuff I got at the crunchy-granola store, and twice rinsed out the dye to see my normal boring color staring back at me. Boo!

    Your eyebrows do indeed rock. I practically have no eyebrows, so I’m quite jealous.

  16. EFFING PINK! It wouldn’t be you if it weren’t pink! You pull off pink like a pro, homefries! I can’t pull off any colors except this lovely chestnut brown with red highlights that was given to be NATURALLY ;p

    I don’t have the heart to color my hair, but I’ve experimented with wigs, which is kind of fun. :P

  18. It is “what’s in SJ’s cabinet half full?” over light orange. I think it’s Atomic Pink, Virgin Rose, and some Devilish for lulz.

  19. it seems like if I am doing my own thing, life seems to turn out for the best and I feel the happiest

  20. it seems like if I am doing my own thing, life seems to turn out for the best and I feel the happiest

    WERD

    (you rock!)

  23. Meh, if you’re really fretful about the possibility of losing out on a job due to AWESOME PINK HAIR, get a $15 “Vixen” wig off Amazon. Quality is good, and you can get away with some people thinking it’s your own hair (or I’m just repeatedly lucky in these things).

    If they are not fooled by your fakey-fake wig hair, pause, look brave and resolute, dab your eyes a bit with a hanky, and mutter, “Well, I’m told it is in remission!”

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