The party’s today. Eeep eep ack ack oop. I will not vomit.

I was going to go allllll fancy, but instead I took a gold marker to an old grey tee shirt. Because sometimes you just have to get political.

See you at the party. I’ll be the one vomiting behind the giant tiki idol.

In Other News

Some silly shit: Mr. James Jordan IV presents “In da Tub,” a Hi-larious Weird Al-worthy parody of 50 Cent’s “In da Club.” Even better than the Beyonce Remix. “Go, James, it’s your bath day!”

A sample verse:

“I thought that you