Counting Down to Time Franny Pretends She is Hatched from an Egg in 3…2…

Franny was looking down her pants before dinner.

“What’s going on in there,” I said. “You growing a penis?”

“No!”

“Wouldn’t that be COOL???”

“MOM. NO!”

7 Responses to “Counting Down to Time Franny Pretends She is Hatched from an Egg in 3…2…”

  1. Rhayden says:

    Things That Will Come Up In Therapy Ten Years Down The Road for $400 please, Alex.

  2. A says:

    If I had a penis, I would point at everything with it. And then my index finger would be jeals.

  3. krumpy says:

    I distinctly remember having a dream when I was about 7-8-9 years old that I had grown a penis. I was pretty excited about it!

  4. tadpoledrain says:

    ok, so when i was in high school, we watched a video in bio called “the fight to be male,” basically about how male sex organs differentiate from female sex organs while the embryo is developing, and what happens when that doesn’t happen the right way. and i think it also talked about hermaphrodites and transgendered people. but what i remember the most is that there’s some small community somewhere, i think on an island (so it’s a fairly closed, inbred genetic population), where occasionally, teenage girls… are actually boys. they hit puberty and their penises and testicles… drop, or grow, or whatever. and then they’re boys. and whereas before, they were just part of the female community, now they just switch over and become part of the male community. NO ONE BELIEVES ME, BUT I SWEAR IT’S TRUE!

  5. krumpy says:

    I’m intrigued by tadpoledrain’s story but are afraid to search for any of those keywords.