OMG I HAVE A BLOG. Hello. I did not see you there.

Okay so my new favorite favorite favorite thing in the whole world is This Bitch. My dream is that she will sneak up on me and take a picture of my tragic ankles. SRSLY, best parody of a fashion blog I have seen in a long time. Slow clap!

What am I up to? Not much. I was just out of town for Memorial Day, and I think part of me is still recovering from that, in a way. I know, I know, sack up. I am trying to get back onto my Victorian horse as well. Woot. How you doing? I’m still alive.