TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

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DEAR FUCKERS,

I can has new jerb, telecommuting from home. I LOVE TELECOMMUTING, I EAT ALL THE BLUEBERRIES. I think I am starting at the end of the month. And I am looking at houses like mad! Looks like moving this summer for the first time in four years. So I am a little AGGGH and OMG and WHOA at the moment. But I aen’t ded. How you doin. I have new pictures up on Flickr and I am only slightly fatter, uglier, and older than the blog you married nine years ago.

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  3. Congratulations! That’s just fantastic news. I cannot tell you how much working from pajamas improved me as a human. Let me know if you ever need tips, but I think you’re less inclined to sloth than I am and you will probably be as splendid at this as you are at… well, pretty much everything. YAY!

  4. I did it before, and while pregnant, so I think I shall prevail if I can limit my time on ONTD.

  5. I have been doing the work-from-home thang for just over a year now and love love love it. Most of my friends are either like “I don’t know how you get anything done because I would be so distracted by the teevee” (well, motherfucker, I don’t watch the teevee, so that limits my distractions) or they say “You work from home? So…what do you do? Like…sit on the couch and eat bonbons? Hyuckhyuckhyuck!”

    However, I’m about to get a BIG time promotion which is going to require me to put on pants and go into an office and be a BOSS (or LIKE A BOSS) to like, 6 employees and learn how to crack a whip. I guess for 2x the money I can do it but slightly nervous about all that? Anyway, CONGRATS on the tellycommuting!

  6. Congratulations on the Jay-oh-bee.
    Want to buy a condo just up the street? ‘Cause I know a guy who has one and is selling it.

  7. Hurray again! I love it when awesome things happen to awesome peeps. Even though your chickens stink.

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