So…I finished my PhD application today for the information science program, and almost everyone around school knows about it. I think I was talking about it with everyone to keep myself motivated, and to finish it on time. This means that if I get in, there will be mass reveling in the streets and the consumption of many lemondrops. If I get rejected…then it stings really badly. Hitting that final “submit” button and watching my life story get absorbed into the graduate school machine was a little nerve-wracking, I must say.
To paraphrase what Frannie’s little friend said in her mom’s car last night, I need “to chill the fuck out” right now. No more work today. I think the plan for tonight is to make some awesome lamb and get some hot librarian action. That’s right, I said HOT LIBRARIAN ACTION. I never thought I would hook up with a future card-carrying librarian. I have disdain for most of them, just like I did when I was an art history student and I would watch all those idiot art students take up space in our building, for I am a jackass.
We are headed over to his apartment, where they conveniently run circular saws next door at 11 at night and there are never “awkward” run-ins with neighbors…who can sleep through circular saws, anyhow?
Yeah, except there’s very little to be said about you and hot action except, like, “Have fun. Be safe.”
Dammit!
Joshua’s right, once again. How can anyone complain that you’re getting some? Please, miss SJ, if you love us, give us something new to complain about!!!!!
(Just kidding, I’m totally psyched that you’re so happy, and am thrilled to read all about your hot librarian action!)
(cues Marvin Gaye record; dims the lights)
Rawk. ;)
“Disdain for most librarians.” Please elaborate, you fucking asshole. :P
SJ – congrats on the Ph.D. app. I’m sure you’ll get it. Besides, if you don’t, there’s always hot librarian action!
Good luck. I’m sure you will get into a Ph.D. program. Have fun.
gooood luck m’dear…. i can’t wait to say i have a bitch doctor!