I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TELL YOU

And it will have to wait until tomorrow because I don’t have TIME, UNGH.

HOWEVER, through the magic of DNA testing, today I found out that we are Ashkenazi Jews. WOO!

Strudel’s father told me I cannot be in “the club” but HE IS JUST JELLUS OF MY WEAVE. Another friend told me he wondered if I was Jewish. He had JEWSPICIONS. This is very exciting. And all this time I thought I was just Irish white trash. HA.

10 thoughts on “I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TELL YOU

  1. Oh man…that is so awesome! Mazel Tov! :) I grew up in a town where school was closed for Jewish holidays, so I’m feel like I’m an honorary Jew. But since you actually ARE one, you can now inform me of the validity of my claim.

    Best cake ever by the way.

  2. When I was little, I wanted to be Jewish when I grew up. You’re living the dream, man. Well, you’re living my dream, woman.

  3. Now all you need is a mezuzah on the door and you’re set. Welcome to the club, I hope you start teaching the girls how to recognize goyim now that they are no longer a couple of shiksas! Mazel tov!

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