And it will have to wait until tomorrow because I don’t have TIME, UNGH.
HOWEVER, through the magic of DNA testing, today I found out that we are Ashkenazi Jews. WOO!
Strudel’s father told me I cannot be in “the club” but HE IS JUST JELLUS OF MY WEAVE. Another friend told me he wondered if I was Jewish. He had JEWSPICIONS. This is very exciting. And all this time I thought I was just Irish white trash. HA.
La chaim! I love my jewy family!
Mazeltov! :D
Looking forward to the details. Also, your kids are so adorable.
How jewlicious!
Oh man…that is so awesome! Mazel Tov! :) I grew up in a town where school was closed for Jewish holidays, so I’m feel like I’m an honorary Jew. But since you actually ARE one, you can now inform me of the validity of my claim.
Best cake ever by the way.
i am ignorant.
why would this make you so happy?
Because life is hard, and anything that’s not a slap is GOOD NEWS.
OY VEY! Mazel Tov!!
When I was little, I wanted to be Jewish when I grew up. You’re living the dream, man. Well, you’re living my dream, woman.
Now all you need is a mezuzah on the door and you’re set. Welcome to the club, I hope you start teaching the girls how to recognize goyim now that they are no longer a couple of shiksas! Mazel tov!
Mazal tov!