Hang the Sign Upon the Door

Man, I’d like to be the filling in that sandwich. I didn’t realize how flowery the lyrics are…just to pull this out of my ass, I tend to think that’s the influence of Prince, who was really at his peak at this time. I mean, even “Darling Nikki” takes place in a castle (wut). I like Prince’s style. If I met someone masturbating in a hotel lobby to porn* I’m not sure what I would do. Probably take a picture. Or steal the magazine. What are they going to do? Are you going to chase someone when you’re in fap mode? Well, not anyone I know would.

ANYWAY, looks like a thrilling weekend of tomato planting ahead of me. I’m also trying to finagle the cat door situation, because there are TOO MANY CATS ON THE DANCEFLOOR. I found a steaming present in front of the closed patio door yesterday. I have four litter boxes that I scoop daily and change regularly. I take this as a sign. ADDITIONALLY tonight I am volunteering at the trans film fest. I have also got to get down to the library to find a font book that’s reference only, so don’t hide it, okay? Busy weekend ahoy.


Franny, taquito, Strudel.

In other news, I held a list in my head yesterday, all day. I remembered names and details. I am going to be doing less nodding and agreeing from now on, so look out. I have an ultrasound scheduled for next week (not the baby kind) because somethin ain’t right in there. HOW MANY HANDS WILL I HAVE IN MY VAGINA BY THE END OF THE MONTH? My guess is “too many, and not the right ones.”

*Unspecified. She could have been ‘batin to “Guns and Ammo” I suppose.

11 thoughts on “Hang the Sign Upon the Door

  1. I love them on her, I just wish she would file them down a WEE bit. She can barely dress herself.

  2. I remember wondering how she was doing it with a magazine. Rolled up and stuck inside her vagina? Or rolled up and kind of humping it? It didn’t occur to me when I was like 10 that she was masturbating TO it. Hello… he said WITH. But no!

  3. Lord. I totally always imagined her with a magazine between her legs. Until now. In my mind’s eye the magazine had a red border like Time does.

  4. WOW how many cats do you have? We have two and one litter box, but one of them seems to live on petting and dust motes. I don’t think I’ve actually seen her eat, ever, so maybe she doesn’t poop either.

    That song is possibly the most awesome thing from 1987 that I totally forgot about except The Fat Boys cover of “wipeout”.

  5. “Too many cats on the dance floor” just put my day over the top. Now lemme go dig out some Prince..

  6. How much do I love that you referenced Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor. I LOVE IT A LOT.

    And now I have it stuck in my head. So…gracias on both accounts.

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