“Yeah, my brother, he’s a Juggalo,” he said.
“What, REALLY!” I said.
“Yep. He’s getting with this other Juggalette, she has TWO children, with TWO different fathers,” he said. “She’s a total whore.”
“Oh yeah?” I said. “I have two children with two different fathers.”
Awkward.
I’ll bet he has two different fathers also.
Wow, sounds like a keeper!
the turtle gif at the end makes me laugh!
Dude, that’s a tortoise!
I had a date yesterday with a man who asked me if I was 50. Uhm.
Guess that means I’m a whore too. Jeepers.
My mother must have been the grand poobah of whores, then. She had 5 kids with 4 fathers.
I gotta know what sort of hat the Grand Poobah of Whores gets to wear.