Advice From the Sartorially-Challenged to Selfsame

Ladies…a tip: do not put white bras under white shirts. The object here is to match the bra to your flesh color. If you want your bra to be visible under your shirt, at least do something interesting, like aqua or leopard. Sheesh.

I am so tired of this. All I can think of is your boobies when you do this, and not in a good way. I feel like I’m gawping at an overgrown twelve-year-old.

Seattle sheds its winter fleece to reveal…white bras. I need to move somplace sexier.

9 thoughts on “Advice From the Sartorially-Challenged to Selfsame

  1. I don’t know where you’ve been, but this has been one of the boobiest summers EVER. I can’t believe all the tender morsels on display on hot Seattle days like today. The white bra contingent is limited! Seattle boobie girls are sexy!

  2. I’d be less concerned about the white bras and more iritated by the misguided fools wearing belly shirts and hip huggers who are about 40lbs too overweight to do so, resulting in an exposed midriff roll that only the Michellin man can really appreciate.

    Maybe that’s a midwestern thing, I don’t know, but it’s disturbing. I’m not knocking anyone for their weight, I’m a fatass myself, but I don’t walk around without a shirt on either….

  3. many similarly misguided ladies here in denver pair that white bra/white shirt thing with….pantyhose and strappy sandals. it’s all too midwestern potlucking church lady for me.

  4. Yep – something about trying to be sexy and noticed without being “trashy.”

    A few weeks ago I was thinking about something similar when I was noticing lots of the nice, white, 30 something mom’s pushing the kid in stroller and bending over to reveal – she is wearing a thong. Woo hoo! BUT a white cotton thong.

    What is the message there? I mean, I like the thong but white cotton? Talk about a mixed metaphor. Is she a child trying to be a woman or a woman still being a child? Seems like a fashion question more than a fashion statement.

  5. D: Now, I am only bashing the white-bra wearers. And I know you did’n just say “tender morsels.” Suddenly I am transported to a catfood commercial.

    Grau: I wish that “Michellin Man” look was limited to the Midwest. I WISH.

    And…”potlucking churchlady” and “fashion question” makes me go HEEEE.

  6. Too many women try to wear those ultra-lowrise pants and that look doesn’t work on anyone over the age of 14, with a weight above 92.

  7. A friend sent me your address to this blog…absolutely hilarious! Thank gawd there are more bawdy women out there…
    BTW, white bras are all the rage here in Michigan.

  8. Where I am, the white bras seem to be of the Boob-Thusting-PowerBra variety. Everwhere I look I seem to see someone wearing a white tank top, and underneath it some heavy-duty underwire action in blazing white. Why not ditch the shirt, at that point? Because you clearly want us to see how well your girls are hoisted.

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