Franny: Mom, do you think pineapple is a “pimp” fragrance?
Me: Honey, when you get home we need to talk about your use of the word pimp.
Franny: Oh I don’t like talks.
Me: Well, I don’t like you being ignorant.
Franny: What does ignorant mean?
Me: (Spits tea back into cup.)
Strudel: I am looking up PIMP in the dictionary!
Me: You should look up “ignorant.”
Strudel: (Frowns) I know what that means.