Humorless Mom: 0, Franny: 0, Strudel: 42?

Franny: Mom, do you think pineapple is a “pimp” fragrance?

Me: Honey, when you get home we need to talk about your use of the word pimp.

Franny: Oh I don’t like talks.

Me: Well, I don’t like you being ignorant.

Franny: What does ignorant mean?

Me: (Spits tea back into cup.)

Strudel: I am looking up PIMP in the dictionary!

Me: You should look up “ignorant.”

Strudel: (Frowns) I know what that means.

7 thoughts on “Humorless Mom: 0, Franny: 0, Strudel: 42?”

Halo on February 20, 2013 at 10:50 am said:

While this is not the point, I’ve adopted “Oh, I don’t like talks” into my arsenal of snappy comebacks.
iasshole on February 20, 2013 at 6:16 pm said:

It’s good that way, but the way she said it was more despondent. Which also made me laugh.
A on February 21, 2013 at 10:40 am said:

Where can one find pineapple fragrance? Does Demeter have it?

Also, what is the meaning of pimp in the sense of fragrance?

Plus, Strudel for Pres.
A on February 21, 2013 at 11:07 am said:

I’m back to say I’ve been on a bit of a fragrance bender after I got Luca Turin’s book, The Secret of Scent, from the library. I had to order 6 samples from LuckyScent because I don’t really wear perfume, or haven’t recently, and kind of forgot the smells. Anyhow, I started with a semi-floral round to teach my nose and got jasmine, 2 orange blossoms, lily of the valley, vetiver and tea. Then I had to share with everyone. I was holding the little vials out and encouraging people to “Sniff!”
jesslla on February 23, 2013 at 8:13 am said:

“Oh, I don’t like talks.” That. Is. Hilarious.

I’m seriously craving pineapple right now, so a pineapple fragrance sounds divine. Do want.
ozma on February 27, 2013 at 11:37 am said:

Yeah, no talks thanks! Oh, Strudel.
Lasky on March 6, 2013 at 4:50 am said:

Your family conversations are awesome as usual.

Jack Nicholson’s animated face is really giving me the creeps though.

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