SUP BIOTCHES my name is K-Fed
I cut myself shaving and it totally bled
I got a crazy single and it’s about to drop
If I was a stir fry I’d rust your wok
I get mad cash from my baby mama
If she takes away my Spyder then I’ll start some drama
I got mad rhymes that I need to start bustin
When I have sex, bitch calls me “Justin”
A clip from one of the hot tracks, “Y’all Ain’t Ready” (that’s an understatement) may be found here.
From People.com:
As the rap’s refrain goes: “Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I’m gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I’m a goner … I know you all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin’ in situations that you wish you was in, cousin … Steppin’ in this game and y’all ain’t got a clue … Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I’m starrin’ in your magazines now every day and week … But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin’ me.”
The Daily News suggests that Federline means to say “paparazzi” instead of “Pavarotti,” who is a famed opera singer. (Other Web sites say it’s not a mistake, but Federline’s nickname for the ever-present photographers.)
My rhymes are better! Man, where’s my MF Bentley and jiggly bikini girls?
In Other News
In differently frivolous news, I am calling it quits on the pumpkin poll. I am not actually sure how to close a poll, so I am just calling it good here. Pumpkin “B” won by a landslide, which was, I am slightly embarrassed to say, mine. As of today at 1:37 PST, it received 62.9% of the vote, or 39 out of 62 votes. My sister’s pumpkin, Pumpkin “A,” came in second place, my mother’s pumpkin, “C,” came in third place, and I am sorry to say that my companion’s pumpkin “D” finished dead last.
In his defense, as he said last night, “But mine looks much awesomer in person!” Or something lame like that. SJ SMASH!
Just kidding, honey. I love you and your retardo pumkpin.
your crack at your companion made me laugh out loud, waking the dog from his nth nap of the day. i hope you’re happy.
and damn, k-fed writes rap now? what a piehole. he should stick to sitting in the trailer eating cheetos and getting high while watching judge joe brown. it’s all he’s good at.
KNDD was making fun of K-Fed’s single yesterday morning (or maybe today; I can’t remember). According to some gossip, K-Fed played some of the album for Britney and she laughed at him! I don’t care if it’s true or not because it’s funny either way.
Nice pumpkin, dude. Where have I seen that image before?
I voted for your companion’s pumpkin. I thought his pumpkin was the most sculptural, while pumpkins A and B were 2-d representations on a 3-d object and I found that strange.
I’ll be your jiggly bikini girl any day-tho I’m not really all that jiggly.
:)
WOO SJ posse in the hizzy!