Cupid Grabs the Pistol

P. was hanging out while I was putting on my whore paint this morning. His hand was on his chest.

“I wonder,” he said, “if I can accelerate my heart rate?”

“BATHROOM REMODEL COST OVERRUNS!” I said, pointing at him.

“Yep, that did it.”

Cupcake idea from Bird on a Cake. Happy Valentimes.


4 Responses to “Cupid Grabs the Pistol”

  1. Halo says:

    Please send me “MARC SUX” and “INVALID XML” immediately. Librarian rofl.

  2. iasshole says:

    Glad I rofled your feathers. I amused myself as well.

  3. krumpy says:

    Hello! Happy mardi gras! I hope to be on your side of the state in a few weeks.

  4. SJ says:

    Hooray! I hope I’m here. I’m out of town the weekend of the 5th. We should email.