Friday, at Strudel bathtime.
Me: Hey, you’re using my towel on the baby.
Companion: Sorry. It was white, so I thought it was hers.
Me: Are you saying I can’t use a white towel?
C: I don’t know, I just saw the towel and thought, “white…virginal baby color.”
Me: So filthy whores can’t use the white towels?
C: Um….
Me: Fine, I’ll use the lavender towel. Can you associate me with lavender?
C: Sure, lavender’s a slutty color.
Hah!
I should also mention I give the baby the raggedy towels and save the nice ones for myself.
Great velvet bandito painting!
Perhaps you should invest in some black velvet towels? Or maybe velveteen. That would be sluttier.
Red satin!