OH HELL NAW Times Infinity

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In my email box today:

Hi all,

It’s been a while, but summer is near and that means
it’s time to start making music again! You’ve got two
chances to come and hear some newer songs and newer
faces in the group.

The Seattle Federline Quintet is SeaFed on alto & soprano
sax….

Just because I’m on friendly terms with That Poor Woman now, it does not mean I want to be on the mailing list. My stomach heaves when I see his name in my box on official business, so I do not need this spam. I replied with the quickest TAKEMEOFFYOURLIST-PLZ-KTHX-BYE ever.

HELL to the NAW.

Monkey Chow Out.

10 thoughts on “OH HELL NAW Times Infinity”

  1. The level of cluelessness involved in adding you to the distribution list just astounds me. BTW, I’m abbreviating the band name to the Sea-Fed 5. SF5.

  2. Hmm, if Seattle’s middle name started with a P, that could be SPF5, which doesn’t really make relevant sense, but neither does he, so there you go.

  3. I’m glad I read this cuz I totally forgot to check out monkey chow dude today. I was gonna do it last night but sleep time had arrived!

  4. Wow, and I complain when I get “funny jokes” from my parents. This would leave me speechless. I’m sure your getting this comes from the same lack of intention (not good intention, not bad intention, just… lack) and the inability to understand that everybody in your address list does not share your interests, but still, at least I share a few things with my parents. For example, I like them. This is not merely inexplicable but also rude.

  5. How much you want to bet he will now resent you for asking to be taken off the list? It makes no logical sense, but then again neither does Sea-Fed.

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