Dear Mr. Manson,
I want to not be a poseur, and live like every day is Halloween, but my family and I are struggling with it. Plus, my toddler whines when I leave her in her boned corset all day. And now my husband is talking about switching to “goth weekends” only. What should I do?
Worship Him,
Cake and Mommery
Dear CAM,
Halloween is a night for amateurs. I dress up and feel dark and moody all year, so I never wear a costume on Halloween. I never go out that night. I just stay in and wait for all the poseurs to go home.*
Fuck off,
Marilyn
* Quoted from People, 11/6/06
I loves this nutter.
HEAR THAT, AMERICAN SCHOOLCHILDREN? YER POSEURS!! SUCKAAAAZZZ
Love the image!
Ha! The missus and a friend were going out last night after dinner and were putting on their lipstick. Mini (2.8yo) decided to emulate by smeering ketchup all around her yaptrap and declaring herself a lady. When shown the above photo, she claimed, “That’s not me!” I remain unconvinced.
Is it just me, or does he have teeth growing out of his bottom lip?
He should dress like a pretty pretty princess on Halloween.
He’s done the princess bit. He should wear jeans and a t-shir t and no makeup on Halloween.