So, in very important news, it seems that the singer Keith “Drinky” Urban is suing the more obscure oil painter, Keith Urban. The lesser-known Urban‘s crime? Owning Keithurban.com. Drinky Urban just wants the dot-com, because he just has sad little dot-net.
Don’t like that there is more than one Keith Urban on the planet, Drinky? Are you afraid someone will renounce your Devil Music and become an aficionado of oil paintings? HMM? Then change your name. I suggest Mandelbrott Buttslapper. It will be great publicity and you won’t have to share a name with anyone.
I have worked up a new image for your splash page, which you may have, gratis!
Plus we will get to refer to your wife as “Mrs. Buttslapper,” and LO, that will own.
That’s right. I called you Mrs. Buttslapper.
What a brat Keith Urban is. Go have a drink, mate.
I’d countersue that motherfucker, the arrogant prick.
There is no one person on the planet I lothe more than Keith Urban. If he and Paris Hilton spawned I would start going to church again, because you KNOW that kid would be the Anti-christ.
I must not really pay much attention to the news and such, cuz I didn’t know that people had an issue with him. His music is ok and that’s about all I know. You’re a nutsack SJ…a crazy hairy nutsack! LMAO Sorry. Thought it was kinda funny!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks!
I was on Keith “Painter” Urban’s side until I viewed his -hem- artwork -choke- on his web site. Now I am 100 percent on Keith “Drinky” Urban’s side. If some other jerk named Carny Asada had a web site with paintings that awful on it, I would totally take his ass to court to force him to take them down.
Plus we will get to refer to your wife as “Mrs. Buttslapper…”
LOL! Nice. But to the topic at hand. The painter should quick aquire keithurban.biz (.info, .net, .co.us, .org, or whatever…) and then sell the .com domain back to the actor, whose probably getting a fair amount of bad press over this.
Mr Urbanski could get a clue and a life in not necessarily that order. But what other type of whiny behavior would one expect from a knob-gobbling, boozy, minikielbasa putz like this? I bet if that whiny little egotist starts playing his music backwards, he might actually rejoin the real world! Anyone notice a similar behavior pattern with Tom “I’m not in the closet” Cruise? OH WAIT! THEY HAVE A FEW THINGS IN COMMON! Nicole, and…Scientology! Well, there it is, in a Hollyweird-sized nutshell…
I guess it shows how short-men react to being involved with women who wear the pants.
Frickin’ unbelievable. All the crap going on in the world today, and he manufactures THIS kind of career-suicide. He might as well crawl back into his bottle. At least, then, SOMEONE may have some sympathy.
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