Happy Valentine’s Day! Or if you hate it, Happy Made Up Bullcrap Hallmark Holiday! I like V-day. I think you can give your friends or children nice things too. I got Franny her first bottle of nail polish, which she’ll be excited about until she sees my list of 4,000 rules that go with it.
Thanks again to everyone who voted yesterday! As of 7 a.m. PST, we had 43 votes! As Lizz was hoping, this will indeed shut me up about this! After Friday, anyway! So thanks, Lizz! I promise to post for real in-between this nonsense.
I am taking the suggestion, first posted by Ozma and then seconded by Dawn, to make the Peen-o-Meter increasingly turgid. Great idea, you two! Wish I would have thought of it. Hope you enjoy that.
And thank you to people like my old blog homie Scott-san, who would normally rather put out his own eyes than venture into a Vaginatown like that, but voted for me anyway. I feel the love.
And PS, I forgot to extra-thank Zan, who voted for me twice. Probably only the first one will count, but I appreciate your enthusiasm!
In Other News: SOOOO CUTE!
Yeah, I think it’s cute when dogs eat their own crap too. I’m saving this forever for when people ask why I don’t allow Barbie.
That could only be better if they showed the dog licking Barbie’s face after eating it’s own crap.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you!
Couple friends of mine have a dog who does not stop at eating his own crap, but goes after the cats’ litterbox, too. Happy Valentine’s!
Something about the word turgid makes me laugh. I can’t explain it.
Talk about stuffing the ballot-box; I accidentally voted for you three times! (Perhaps I should rephrase that–the first time was intentional.)
I’ve been lurking for months, so it was good to come out of hiding for a fellow libraryperson, and a hilariously funny one at that.
Baci, babe!
Hello! And grazi!
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