So, Snoop Dogg got herself a jobby-job. Now I’m no longer the be-afro’d sucka lounging around my house in my pizzle-jammies.
Anyway, I am going to be the Doing Important Stuff Queen at Franny’s school next year. Perhaps you can give me a job title, besides “Person Who Will Have an Awesome Resume When She Is Done Ranching Tiny Boobnibblers.”
I will be:
Webmistress
Student database flogstress
Auction Biotch
Fundraiser
Monthly Screedler
Grantwriter and
Generally Awesome
It’s like I’ll be a Librarian, without any of the actual Librarianing, and all of the important but peripheral stuff they do. I’ll be an Unbrarian. A Unibrowbrarain. Fauxbrarian. Your Lambitarian. YEAH!
The best part is that tuition will be absolutely, completely, stupidly free!!! It’s part time, and the naked feral elf will be at school for three hours a day leaving me time to:
See how many buttons I can swallow!
Write other things!
Zest quinces!
Shave wombats!
TV/VCR Repair!
SCREEM!
This reminds me when I switched from teaching to editing. All of the paper correcting, none of those darned kids.
That is the best news! Congratulations! And for tuition, too… sweet.
Holy shit! Awesome! Congrats!
Hawt Diggity-Damn! That is great news, EssJaye. Congratulations! Perhaps you could regrow your dusty research skills by conducting comparative zestings of different uncommonly-zested fruits, then studying their effects on naked feral elves?
Way to go, SJ!
Congrats! and Wootness!
suggested titles:
Awesomebrarain!
Assbrarain!
Info-mistress!
Data wrangler!
Smiter of the Philistines!
AWWWW HELLL YEAHHH
I want “Generally Awesome” on my resume, too. I will make it so.
Congrats! Big girl job!
Congrats, SJ! Free tuition rawks hard.
wow, that’s a great gig, good on ya! it sounds lke a good deal. you know i almost want to have a child just so i can call it a naked feral elf :)
That sounds fabulous. Kudos!
Go on witcher bad sef, nah!
Shaving wombats is on the top of my to-do list. You’re definately a Webmistressunibrowbrarainasshole! :D
P.S. I love you SJ!!!
Hey, that sounds fantastic! The time outside the house + free tuition + total control over all you see = Congratulations. Sorry, I’m a lurker who can’t do math. But I hope…this won’t mean that you’ll be posting less, will it? What ever happened to that post with pictures and behind-the-scenes Asshole info you were going to do?
Yee-haw! If you do actually get anything else done when the naked feral elf is not around I will have to feel very inadequate. Man, do I ever waste time when my feral is being managed elsewhere. Oh, the guilt.
Hello, the E. That was all about me not having scanner access. The project is certainly still in my head. And I just got a scanner, so fruit cup scans for all!
Whoa cool! Congratulations! And nice job on the free tuition, too.
Hey, I saw you and Companion and Strudel out on the town up on Phinney Ridge one evening a couple of weeks ago but RW & I were on the other side of the street going in the other direction and I was suddenly stricken with shyness and by the time I got over it you were out of yelling range. So, belatedly: HIIIII!
It was a gorgeous evening. I hope you all were having a nice time.
Hello! I think that was our epic walk that we take to Greenwood sometimes. It’s probably good that you didn’t say hello–I was all low blood sugar and I might have eaten your shoe.
Great news, Ess-Jay! Time to mosey on from the Boob Ranch.