So, I have two papers left but it feels done, since the presentation is over.

It went really well. I cut a crown out of a pie tin and wrapped my flashlight in foil. I snaked my grey top sheet off my bed and POOF! I was the Statue of Liberty. I made my friend take a picture but they all turned out cross-eyed or puffy of tired-looking (since I was all three, really) and vanity is preventing me from posting any. (REALLY goggle-eyed, I don’t understand. Maybe I am goggled-eyed most of the time, and my pictures just don’t reflect it? Do you ever wonder if everyone knows you’re goggle-eyed or have a lisp or a hump on your back except you?)

You will just have to imagine the Statue of Liberty with purple hair and red sneakers. With a western wear shirt underneath it all.

We did very well, aided by the fortifying drink we had on the Ave beforehand. There is a new Irish pub there called Finn McCool’s and the proprietor is absolutely adorable. He was also telling us anecdotes about the INS, so we we still doing Legitimate Information Gathering an hour before the presentation. Plus he gets major props for being the only bar open at 11, rather than 11:30 like all those other wussies who are afraid of the Washington State Likka Board.

Looong story short, we got a four and mass accolades from our library science comrades. Victory!

So what else have I been doing, since I got buried in Presentation Land? Well, people have been sending me many, many ultra-fantastic links. Like they think I run a legit blog or something.

Perhaps you wish to join the Handlebar Moustache Club? Makes me wish I was a man, almost.

Cool short films from the weirdos who brought you Pee-Mail: Strindberg and Helium.

Good for Bush-haters, and people who secretly think Condi is sexy: Bush Wars!

From Amazon: Goodbying Depression Through Anal Restriction. I still don’t know if this is real…I feel like this is going to show up on Snopes any day now.

And I am currently obsessed with the fact that NINJAS ARE COOL. And by cool, I mean totally sweet.