Previously on Melrose Place

Okay, as you may recall, a couple of months ago I whored myself out for a free trip to BlogHer, which culminated in me posting a picture of my damaged ass online.

There’s no way back, is there? Will I ever have legitimate employment ever again? Not at this rate.

Many of you have claimed your favors, so thanks. I know I have lost track of a couple of you though, which comes to me late in the night as I am falling to sleep. I have searched my emails and comments for you to no avail.

There was one person who wanted a recommendation for good Greek food in Denver. I don’t know anyone in Denver. Anyone want to chime in on that topic, particularly people who live there?

Also, someone else besides Scot-san who wanted a PNW’ed. I know it’s one of my regular commenters, too. I blame glue huffing. Will you please remind my dumbass of who you are? Also, shout out a subject and I will make it happen. Ice cream, sock garters, the color puce. I’ll take it in the direction of your choice.

Anyone else? Aiight Blah.

Also, if you had a Murloc. Those WoWers. At least this boy isn’t beating off, like the last one.

19 thoughts on “Previously on Melrose Place

  1. Denver Greek Food:

    There are seven restaurants owned by a guy named Pete. So, Pete’s Kitchen, Pete’s Cafe, Pete’s Gyros Place, etc. I like Pete’s Greektown Cafe located at 2910 E. Colfax Ave.

    I’ve heard very good things about My Big Fat Greek Cafe located at 560 C. Broadway, but I haven’t been yet.

    Asshole Topic:
    Going “Underground” with the Brown Hair for Uni and How it Made Me Feel OR Why Wyomingites (or those Rural Peoples) Stare at Pink Hair

  2. Wow, Pete’s is up to 7 restaurants? Keee-razy!

    It’s not Greek, but I love Jerusalem Restaurant on Evans. Killer baklava.

    SJ, are you still doing yoga? Can you birth yourself yet?

  3. I wanted a PNW’ed, woo! I suggest the topic of cats, although in middle school I had to write a poem about the color puce and I remember it was thrilling, clearly the most exciting color in the Boring Color rainbow.

  4. Dude, Lola, i was just thinking of you as I was painting the bathroom not five minutes ago. Wewd.

  5. I guess I am on the owed list, but I am a lurker with a currently defunct blog. So… I dunno what I want. A salon in Texas that would give me purple hair? More posts on I, Asshole? Umm … scintillating reports from BlogHer? I’m easy.

    OH, here’s a thought: Declare yourself freed from giving my favor to me and give it to someone random, and then tell us about it.

    I leave the decision in your capable hands. (I know, cop-out … what can I say?)

  6. I’m with Jen, I guess I am on the owed list as well. Unlike most things I do, though, I didn’t have an ulterior motive in mind I have no personal request.

    My MIL (whom I usually adore) sent me a chain letter where you send a recipe off to the person at the top of the list. Maybe you can send her a recipe or two? Just kidding.

  7. I have eaten at all the Pete’s in Denver – they are all good, but the best Greek food in Denver by far is Pete’s Central One at 300 S Pearl St (Cross Street: East Alameda Avenue)Denver, CO 80209(303)-778-6675
    The Avgolemono soup is the best I’ve ever tasted, as are the Dolmades. I can’t vouch for anything other than the Gyros (also fantastic), as I couldn’t move past the Dolmades once I tried them. They must make them with crack – they’re that good!

  8. Ooh, ooh, I never claimed my favor, and although I would have voted to send you to Blogher even if you hadn’t promised to hand out the favors (or show us your bruised bum), since you offered, I’m going to request a PNW’ed. How about Dirty-Jobs themed PNW’ed, Asshole-style (because Mike Rowe is teh hott, and my new obsession)?

  9. YAY! Thanks for all the Greek food in Denver! We tried to find Greek food with our GPS’ point of interest feature and the only Greek food it came up with turned out to be a strip joint!

  10. Hi, Nee. Glad someone caught that. I still get that phrase stuck in my head years later and I have people saying it who haven’t seen the show.

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