Because you don’t have anything important to do today anyway.
GAAH I feel like doing nothing today.
In other news, there is a weird hippie in front of my house giving my snapdragons the shaking of their lives. I asked her if she was collecting seeds and she was like, “Yeaaah.” No hello, no nothing. ACT NORMAL. JUST TODAY, PEOPLE.
for some reason, i watched all three parts.
“Dick in a Box” won an Emmy! Doesn’t that make you feel better?
where are the manners???? she couldn’t ask before fondling your snapdragons? so wrong
Okay, I’m glad I’m not the only one. I would never dream of going into someone’s yard and molesting their flowers. I was so gobsmacked I didn’t tell her to buzz off, though I wanted to.
Yardlurkers are freaky. At least she’s just a weird hippie. I guess. I mean, there could be worse yardlurkers, no? As long as she doesn’t show up in your basement shaking something else…