This morning I woke up and it was all white. School was closed, of course, just for lulz. They did not close school recently when it was freezing and the streets were solid ice, but when it’s 35 and not sticking, sure. What the hell.
One of the most fun things we did, among MANY fun things, was to go to the Ferry Building downtown. There was a whole store devoted to mushrooms. Why is there not one in this damply armpit?
I had to take a picture of last night’s depresso chicken cavalcade. When I come home from trip, I want to find in the fridge 1) orgasms and 2) Phad Thai.
In Georgia (where I live) we can get a light dusting of spotty snow and all schools are closed. I loved it growing up. :)
If my fridge were filled with orgasms I would be the happiest person EVAR.
I dunno, I got a creepy vision of the orgasms leaping out and clinging to my face. Get them off! Get them off!
Ha ha ha!
I imagine someone going “Oh my” and then passing out.
The orgasms jumping out of the fridge remind me of a scene from an X-rated 70s animated movie I saw when I was a teenager. I can’t remember what the movie was but there is this scene were thousands of penises jump into the vajayjay of some positively orgazmic rapturous witch?!?!? I was going through a Ralph Bakshi period so maybe it was a scene in Heavy Traffic or Hey Good Lookin’.
Oy yoi yoi — just looked at the plot keywords for Heavy Traffic on yee old giant movie db. Fuuuuuuu-dge. It appears to portray very, very, very offensive material. No wonder we hoodlums watched it.
* Surreal
* Psychadelic Image
* Violence Against Women
* Police Violence
* Mob Violence
* Racial Issues
* Cult Director
* Male Virgin
* Prostitute
* Virgin
* Prostitutes
* Male Nudity
* Loss Of Virginity
* Virginity
* Graphic Violence
* Violence
* Race Relations
* Cult Cartoon
* Prostitution
* Critically Acclaimed
* Bloody Violence
* Black Comedy
* Domestic Violence
* Gore
* Profanity
* Vulgarity
* Racial Prejudice
* Negative Footage
* Social Commentary
* Racial Relations
* Pinball
* Satirical
* Female Nudity
* Disturbing
* Cult Favorite
* Satire
* Racial Slur
* Shot In The Forehead
* Part Live Action
* Cartoonist
* Blaxploitation
* Interfaith Marriage
* Interracial Romance
* Interracial Relationship
* Italian American
* Jewish Mother
* Jewish
* Racism
* Independent Film
LOL!