Neighborhood Watch Report for Sunday
Apparently Drama King and his new Bride were having a magnificent row in their apartment across the way, but I was napping and slept through it. Later she was witnessed stomping out of the apartment with her bags. Unknown when she will return. Naps are good.
Then later I was in front of the house when I heard a skittering. I thought it was just a cat, but it exploded out of the bushes and revealed itself to be a raccoon that was bigger than God. I hissed at it, since we go way back, but it ignored me. If I would have had my lassoo with me I could have had a ride and gotten my eight seconds of glory, but I had to watch it go past fast. I think trash night is an informal holiday for them on my street.
Otherwise, a quiet day.
New Internet Boyfriend:
Boyfriend looks disturbingly like Wil Wheaton.
Sounds like crazy fun-i once saw a rat that I thought was as big as God… I called it goliath the mammoth rat. I’ll need to go back and read about Drama king.
one last thing… did he have lock jaw or something? Weird vid
That was wonderfully perverse. Thank you for sharing!
LOVE.
This clip is funny. “Mantage” is even better!
For Certain Let’s See If It’s On the Board will render tons of involvement but for the fact it is amusing recital.