My Foot On Board of Your Ass/Daily Affirmation

There is a “baby on board” sign in a car on my street. Are these vintage now? I don’t know. Is it ironic at this point? Why does this make me want to hit your car? My sanity is worth more than your baby, sorry. I am a contributing member of society, and your baby just drools a lot. True story.

Went to Sonic Boom today and got the Mac Lethal, which I have been lusting after, and something I had never heard called Black Spade. Also I have the new Atmosphere coming to my house via Amazon with my chicken books for my chicken husbandry is rusty. Now I have something to rock out to while I am working on my next project. I have put pen to paper for the first time today and it is off and running. I am hoping to have something out by xmas. Yes, it will be that fast, because probably no one will want to buy it and I will release it myself. That’s right. Wolfman’s got nards. Also, the glass is half empty and someone spit in it.

I am feeling auspiciousalicious because last time I did a big writing project I had just started up my chicken hobby. And now I have a chick named “Calliope.” Do you see where this is going? I hope it will not go where it went last time, actually, which is my drawer gathering dust for lo these last five years. I wrote three hours a day and it felt great. Someone brought me a desk this weekend with a place for an inkwell, so I am no longer crowded onto a cafe table we found on the side of the road. I Have a Drawer.

I am working on my self of steam so I can actually show my work to people now. Last summer was huge for me, because I wrote a screenplay and had my friends read it out loud at a barbecue, which almost killed me, but then didn’t, and those people still call me. So it gets better. I still write for myself, but now I want other people to read it. Starting today I am going to stop pretending that when I hit “publish” my words just disappear. Out of denial; Baby Ideas on Board. Hello, hello, I see you thur.

12 thoughts on “My Foot On Board of Your Ass/Daily Affirmation

  1. WELL.
    It is about fricken time. If it takes a chook, use it!! Ok that was weird.

  2. This is to cheer you up: If you haven’t seen this video, you need to. It’s a three-year-old pretending to be a TV chef making chocolate ganache (just the fact that he can say ganache: hilarious! It comes out gaaaaaaahnaaaaaaaash)

    I hope your baby ideas grow beautifully.

  3. Thank you. Thank you for addressing Baby on Board signs. My fiance hates when I see them because it is always the start of at the VERY least a five minute rant about how stupid they are. Am I supposed to be MORE careful because your stupid BABY is in the car than I normally am in general? Because I don’t think ramming my car into ANY human being is really going to up my level of positive karma. It seriously makes me WANT to hit them. I like children about as much as I like people overall. That is on a very strict case by case basis. Babies, on the whole, are an annoying lot and don’t deserve to be singled out for special highway protection.

  4. Hello Echo, and Faith, I am glad I’m not alone. I can’t believe they still sell those things.

  5. hi hi hi hi!

    we have to get together on the phone one of these days.

    look at this show by suave & sprint. am I off my rocker? i sort of liked it??? it has chelsea handler, jenny mccarthy, and jane curtin (who I love — remember kate & allie? awww).

    www [dog] inthemother hood [dog] com

    ok, that’s it. call me!

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