There is a “baby on board” sign in a car on my street. Are these vintage now? I don’t know. Is it ironic at this point? Why does this make me want to hit your car? My sanity is worth more than your baby, sorry. I am a contributing member of society, and your baby just drools a lot. True story.
Went to Sonic Boom today and got the Mac Lethal, which I have been lusting after, and something I had never heard called Black Spade. Also I have the new Atmosphere coming to my house via Amazon with my chicken books for my chicken husbandry is rusty. Now I have something to rock out to while I am working on my next project. I have put pen to paper for the first time today and it is off and running. I am hoping to have something out by xmas. Yes, it will be that fast, because probably no one will want to buy it and I will release it myself. That’s right. Wolfman’s got nards. Also, the glass is half empty and someone spit in it.
I am feeling auspiciousalicious because last time I did a big writing project I had just started up my chicken hobby. And now I have a chick named “Calliope.” Do you see where this is going? I hope it will not go where it went last time, actually, which is my drawer gathering dust for lo these last five years. I wrote three hours a day and it felt great. Someone brought me a desk this weekend with a place for an inkwell, so I am no longer crowded onto a cafe table we found on the side of the road. I Have a Drawer.
I am working on my self of steam so I can actually show my work to people now. Last summer was huge for me, because I wrote a screenplay and had my friends read it out loud at a barbecue, which almost killed me, but then didn’t, and those people still call me. So it gets better. I still write for myself, but now I want other people to read it. Starting today I am going to stop pretending that when I hit “publish” my words just disappear. Out of denial; Baby Ideas on Board. Hello, hello, I see you thur.
WELL.
It is about fricken time. If it takes a chook, use it!! Ok that was weird.
This is to cheer you up: If you haven’t seen this video, you need to. It’s a three-year-old pretending to be a TV chef making chocolate ganache (just the fact that he can say ganache: hilarious! It comes out gaaaaaaahnaaaaaaaash)
I hope your baby ideas grow beautifully.
Self of steam. Loving it.
Let me try, Carny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIMVVNUPoo&eurl=http://www.thefoodsection.com/
I use those little yellow Baby signs as target practice for squirt guns. But I put bleach in the pistol instead of water.
In the spirit of reciprocity, I’ll quit lurking now. Yay for chooks!
Thank you. Thank you for addressing Baby on Board signs. My fiance hates when I see them because it is always the start of at the VERY least a five minute rant about how stupid they are. Am I supposed to be MORE careful because your stupid BABY is in the car than I normally am in general? Because I don’t think ramming my car into ANY human being is really going to up my level of positive karma. It seriously makes me WANT to hit them. I like children about as much as I like people overall. That is on a very strict case by case basis. Babies, on the whole, are an annoying lot and don’t deserve to be singled out for special highway protection.
Hello Echo, and Faith, I am glad I’m not alone. I can’t believe they still sell those things.
Self of steam. Work it, baby. Show us your work. Don’t deprive us!
hi hi hi hi!
we have to get together on the phone one of these days.
look at this show by suave & sprint. am I off my rocker? i sort of liked it??? it has chelsea handler, jenny mccarthy, and jane curtin (who I love — remember kate & allie? awww).
www [dog] inthemother hood [dog] com
ok, that’s it. call me!
Happy Mama’s Day!
We’re on board baby.