Yey Seattle Is Still Stupid

Car free days. That’s right, take your car off the streets. This street, that was built for cars? You can’t drive on it. Just for lulz. In an effort to be environmentalistic, let us all get into our cars and drive around some of the busiest neighborhoods in Seattle, looking for parking elsewhere. And if you live on that street, too fucking bad, we gonna tow your ass. Granted, the city’s footing the bill for the towing and ticketing, but note that they use the phrase “reimburse.” No doubt you have to lose hours of your life dealing with the bureaucracy of paying your ticket or getting your car out of hock, and then get your reimbursement as long as you have all the proper paperwork and shit. But I could be wrong. Mayor Nipples, you are an IDIOT.

In other news, I painted my office.

BYE PINK! DIE PINK!
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bluecorner.jpgSo yeaah, it’s cream and blue now. Kind of a Moroccan blue or some shit. This house gets better all the time, I tells ya.

22 thoughts on “Yey Seattle Is Still Stupid

  1. So, I don’t get how this is anything new. The city already shuts down streets for various events and puts “no parking from ___ to ___” signs up. And how is this “green” effort going to do anything except piss people off.

    I remember when Westlake Center was new and the streets around it were closed to traffic to make a pedestrian-safe shopping area. That’s a good plan, and I still wish the city hadn’t caved and reopened those streets. Permanently close streets if you want, but don’t fuck around with people’s expectations. Sheesh.

    Sorry for my rant.

  2. No, it’s cool. I made one too. This is why I don’t read the paper. And now I stick my head back in the fucking sand and act surprised when my car gets towed!

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