Hey Girl! i thought U would want 2 see pictures of the off da hook Spring Break Trip! You look totally hot! i thought tennessee wuz going to be a bad idea, but i wuz sure wrong! lol!
im sorry ive been a bad friend and haven�t written! Spring quarter has been hell on earth..Spanish is totally up all over my grill, in a bad way. The only thing that makes it OK is that Brad and i have stopped fighting so much…but mostly becuz he has been hittin the bong so hard, lol. Here’s a pic of Brad the night we did rock-a-roke, remember that? I swear to god he’s gained about 20 pds. since Xmas!!! Which is OK with me, actually, becuz between that and all the weed he’s laid off me about trying to do you-know-what to me. (so no calling him “corncob” behind his back any more! LOL!!!!111) Just as long as he looses weight for the graduation trip we’re all taking!!!! Woo! Miami!!! :D
Speaking of graduation, i talked to my dad on the phone last night. he wuz in a pissy mood becuz mom is trying to get both cars. He said “she can only drive one car at a time, i don’t know why she wants them both” again and again…such a drag, i think he wuz drunk as always. Anyway, you know what we talked about during our trip? i finally got up the guts to ask him for the graduation present. So on May 5 th��ELECTROLISIS! omg, I am so freaked that it’s going to hurt. im going to ask if U can come with and hold my hand, LOL!!! DON’T tell Amanda tho, becuz she�s a naturally perfect bitch and will tell every one.
Anyway, gotta run, i am suppose to be studying with the stupid bitches in my class in 15 mins….assigned study groups, wtf? LOL!
C-Ya,
Ashley
I love it! Where did you find that last picture? With jugs like that, he’s SO my next boyfriend!
random thought that occured to me at 3am last night…what happened to the rest of the chickens?
These people need to be forcibly sterilized.
Who should be sterilized? This is obviously Asshole’s inner frat girl speaking. And it’s TOO LATE to sterilize asshole!
Oh, so it’s like that, huh? You had me so confused, dearest SJ. So confused.
Wooo! Miami!!!
Oh, honey baby, electrolysis is more than a one-shot deal, no matter how you spell it. Even if you enlist hormones. Just ask any M-to-F transsexual.
Still want to know what happened to the chooks.
Sterilize? Euthanize!
Seriously, where might one go to purchase a set of those baby jesus’s? I want some.
dood r u 4 real!!!!111 that totally rawks. i wish i coulda come, but my mom was being a total bioooooootch!! prolly next summer tho! ttys! =:oP
SNERK!
OMG!
ROTFLMAO!
LOL!!!!111
holy mother of god that was funny. did you add bits into it? like the whole “corn cob” part? come on. You must have!
It’s AAAALLLL made up.
the other day i was for some reason at some ofoto type site. where you could go in and look at other peoples photologs. and i looked at one that was VERY SIMIALR to this. except it was 4 girls in bikinis at the peach and then 3 girls in hootchimama outfits in a bar. they all looked exactly alike somehow.
crreeeeepy.